I ain't white
Even my pasty pale legs are not white. I'm not really sure what color they might be considered. Should I protest that the color of my skin doesn't have a common name?
So, I am not white.
I suppose "Caucasian" might be a more technically correct term, but although I can find the Caucasus Mountains and "Caucasia" on a map (I'm not an idiot) I have never been to that region and feel no connection to it whatsoever. Because of that, referring to myself as "Caucasian" always seemed like a lie.
Ah, but perhaps they are labeling "the culture" with the name of a color that has no basis in reality. In that case, which "white culture" are they referring to? There are many, and I don't really relate to any of them. Or, are you simply referring to any culture that isn't "black culture"? But that wouldn't work either, since there are not only "black" and "white", but a great many variations of culture even right around here.
I guess no one is talking about me at all when they go on TV and try to get "whites" and "blacks" angry at each other. That's good. It's one time that being "no one" is just fine.
And please don't forget.