Saturday, November 12, 2011

Another Statist Holy Day

On the heels of "Used Person's Day", where we are supposed to "thank a veteran for our freedom"- LOL), perhaps we should also have "Cop Day".

In honor of this day you can thank a cop for not having shot you. Yet.

It makes just as much sense.



  1. If cops and soldiers deserve thanks, then I think you do too.

    Thanks Kent, for not tracking me down, coming to my house and shooting me for no reason! It's real swell of you.

  2. You're welcome. Haha. I guess everyone "owes" me thanks for this "service". What should I charge?

  3. The charge for not killing people on a whim is called a 'tax.'

    I think I'm going to use that as my definition from now on. It makes it obvious that there's no way governments can legitimately charge taxes if I can't legitimately charge taxes.