Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Secession talk makes me smile

Those people who are emotionally opposed to secession and the breakup of the "United" [sic] States remind me of those people you hear about from time to time who kept a dead loved-one's corpse in the house for a few years, talking to it and ignoring the stench of death.

I am all in favor of secession.  Individual secession is my favorite, of course, but all secession is a step in the right direction.

Secession is like chopping up a gigantic, evil, GMO super-squid.  The more pieces you chop it into, the better, but all the chopping is a good thing.  Each chop makes me happy to see.

So, keep chopping and support any and all secession advocates- just don't let them know we'll keep seceding from the tentacles they revere, too.